I started this blog about six weeks ago. So I don’t get all the
crazy awesome search terms that most bloggers get. Yet. One should always remain hopeful, right? What I do get is awesome spam!
I get all the standard stuff trying to lure me into buying Viagra and porn. (Sorry, but I generally prefer trashy romance novels.) I also get a lot of spam telling me that my blog doesn’t get very much traffic which I could figure out all by myself by looking at my statistics page, but thanks for the reminder spam people… Anyway, today I found the oddest things in my spam folder, and I nearly died of happiness. They were probably still porn links, but way to catch my attention!
“It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once.”-David Hume
“A liar should have a good memory.” -Quintillian
Add in some white chocolate ice cream, and I would definitely die of happiness. (And this has nothing to do with the Shakespearean definition of dying… Sheesh.) My awesome Spam left me wondering.
1. Does everyone get obscure philosophical quotes in their Spam comments or am I just that special?
2. Do the Spam people know I majored in English or do they just assume everyone on WordPress majored in English and/or enjoys obscure philosophical quotes?
3. Since they appear to know so much about me, should I be concerned? Should I be checking my review mirror more often to make sure that no Viagra-happy Spammers are following me?
(Alright, Heath, if you’re still secretly reading my blog… Can we be friends again now?)