My Spam is Better Than Your Spam

Photo Credit: Amazon (which apparently sells it!)

I started this blog about six weeks ago.  So I don’t get all the crazy awesome search terms that most bloggers get.  Yet.  One should always remain hopeful, right?  What I do get is awesome spam!

I get all the standard stuff trying to lure me into buying Viagra and porn.  (Sorry, but I generally prefer trashy romance novels.)  I also get a lot of spam telling me that my blog doesn’t get very much traffic which I could figure out all by myself by looking at my statistics page, but thanks for the reminder spam people…  Anyway, today I found the oddest things in my spam folder, and I nearly died of happiness.  They were probably still porn links, but way to catch my attention!

“It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once.”-David Hume

“A liar should have a good memory.” -Quintillian

Add in some white chocolate ice cream, and I would definitely die of happiness.  (And this has nothing to do with the Shakespearean definition of dying…  Sheesh.)  My awesome Spam left me wondering.

1. Does everyone get obscure philosophical quotes in their Spam comments or am I just that special?

2. Do the Spam people know I majored in English or do they just assume everyone on WordPress majored in English and/or enjoys obscure philosophical quotes?

3. Since they appear to know so much about me, should I be concerned?  Should I be checking my review mirror more often to make sure that no Viagra-happy Spammers are following me?

Questions…  Questions…

(Alright, Heath, if you’re still secretly reading my blog…  Can we be friends again now?)

This entry was posted in Humor and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

15 Responses to My Spam is Better Than Your Spam

  1. El Guapo says:

    Glad you’re enjoying your spam. I usually get stuff that has been tortured into incomprehensibility through some horrible translate app.

  2. haphillips says:

    I am not going to say I read either of your last two posts; however if I did, I would say that they were awesome, but I would say it quietly and garbled so the writer wouldn’t hear it…Seriously, and as I said the other day, you are awesome. Let me ellaborate: Firstly, you menetioned Shakespeare, who I am a big fan of, and secondly, you mentioned Air Traffic Control. I happen to be an Air Traffic Controller who loves 17th Century Literature….So, for now, we are friends. Just stop being such an over achiever!

  3. ChrisP says:

    All I know is I now wonder if anyones ever made Viagra Porn. My thoughts is you take your standard elderly male with ED and film him taking that little blue pill and watch for results. Kinda like when they show someone thinking and the lightbulb pops up over their head. What happens from there I don’t really wanna know.

    • The scariest part of those commercials is when they warn you about calling for help if it lasts longer than four hours! Now imagine the little old lady spouse of that guy…

      • ChrisP says:

        A woman of that age and experience would use the extended time for something practical..like a pasta rack or something. Waste not want not as they say

  4. Your spam is definitely better than mine. Mine is mostly incoherent gibberish, with the occasional muffin recipe thrown in.

  5. Puzzle says:

    I love how well you have brought forth freedom to discuss everything. Sweet lady? You now inspire me to step forward from the darkness.

  6. beck16 says:

    I’m still waiting for all my lottery checks my email says I’ve won. Probably around 2098437539075 checks! I can’t wait til they get here!

I write for free... so... please leave comments...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s