First things first:
If you came here searching for naked pictures of Ingrid Bergman, there are no naked pictures of Ingrid Bergman on this blog. If you are simply looking for nudity, there is “artistic nudity” here and here. Happy?
Alright, with that out of the way… I have a funny story.
I sometimes show my husband my blog posts before I hit the publish button. That way, if he feels it’s too personal and/or offensive I can either tone it down or not publish it. (As an extra bonus, he’s also a pretty good editor, and I’m terrible.) So… last Wednesday, I had him read a post, and he wasn’t thrilled with it. I toned it down a bit, but he still wasn’t one hundred percent onboard. He ended up agreeing thanks to my infamous last words.
“Oh, don’t worry, Honey. No one actually reads my blog.”
Ahem. Oops… 3,000 views later.
Luckily, WordPress realized their dastardly mistake within fairly short order, and it was gone by noon the next day. They had meant to Fresh Press some other blog with a picture of a cute smiling kid. (Some editor was probably fired for not listening as that wailing baby was definitely not part of their plan.)
Anyway, despite my brief brush with fame and fortune and all of that, I’m told I’m still going to have to do menial tasks like laundry and cooking. *Sighs* WordPress, I’m okay with the non-existent splitting of profits, but sheesh! You said you were going to send a maid, remember?
Okay, all kidding aside, if you came here via the Freshly Pressed Post, welcome! If I was being honest, I would say I’m completely humbled, and now I have no idea what to say! However, my friend has been kind enough to lend me her computer, so I might as well say something. I think she gets it that blogging is rather addictive… Plus, she was actually happy for me when I showed her the front page (unlike many friends who scrunch up their faces the minute they hear the word “blog”). That is probably because she is all sorts of awesome!
However, that’s another post for another day. I’m technically still on vacation in California, and mostly just wanted to say hi to my new readers. For those who already came here, thank you. (El Guapo, Madame Weebles, Amb, Heath, you’re all still my favorites.) And for those who know me in real life… Hmmm…. I’m sorry?
And if you came here via the search term, “Ingrid Bergman naked pictures”, I already told you there are no nude pictures of Ingrid Bergman on this blog! Sheesh!